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Hippie had an inoperable tumor in his belly.  We knew for a while and kept an eye on him, knew that at some point he would stop enjoying his life.  Well last week he turned a corner and we could tell he was near the end so last Monday morning we said goodbye and took him to the vet.  I can’t even write about it without crying all over again, we both miss him a lot.

Here he is sleeping on his favorite rug.  He used to luxuriate on this rug all the time, which means squirming around and rubbing his chin on the shag fibers.  It was next to the litter box and in front of his beloved hammock and next to his laptop bag, which he also loved to be in towards the end of his life.

His Cheerios box and his pet taxi in the bathroom were also favorite hangout spots, both positioned near the food and close to a litter box.  He also liked the “dry bag” in the closet, which is an old Army laundry bag with an old sheet in it.  Also Ben would hold Hippie when he was having a seizure, would put him in the pocket of a hoodie sweatshirt and hold him for an  hour at a time while he worked on the computer.

Yes, Hippie was all about the wonderful array of sleeping spots available to him in his home.  We had him for almost three years, and estimate that he was at least three years old when we adopted him from the SPCA.  He had spent several months there locked in a cage (sorry, no offense, I know folks at SPCA do their best and work hard) so having access to our entire apartment was exciting for him.

He learned to fight Bun and Pig, two very playful ferrets.  He went from being the limp peaceful Hippie which inspired his name to a pretty good fighter.  He learned to use his immense weight in his battles, like a Sumo wrestler.

Hippie also learned about the “Magic Spot” on the kitchen floor where I would leave ferret treats.  Always after first waking up Hippie would bound out in his characteristic schlumpy awkward run, and check the Magic Spot for treats.  His favorite was a little bit of Crisco left on a big spoon after I’d baked something.  Don’t judge!  He also liked American cheese singes.  He wouldn’t eat any other type of cheese so when Ben switched from American to Swiss singles, there went the cheese treats.

He was a good boyfriend to Pig, who loved to sleep under his giant belly to keep warm.  He also had a good friendship with Bun and sometimes it was the two of them in the blue Walmart hammock.  (We have a fancy black faux fur hammock from an expensive store…it was Macchi’s and since she died no ferret has so much as touched it).

Hippie hated being in the bed and if we lifted him onto it he would scramble to jump off the edge as soon as possible.  Suicide leap!

He would beg to get into the shower or bath and then once in there he would do anything to get back out.  There are some clips in his movie showing him doing desparate leaps from one edge of the tub to another.

Hippie also liked to sleep in the couch and before squeezing underneath he would “soften up” the rug at the entrance by digging for a few seconds…maybe trying to make the entry larger for his giant body?  Now Bun does that too.  Ferrets learn from each other.

Jake & Jasper: A Ferret Tale Official Movie Trailer from Alison Parker on Vimeo.

Bun has learned all about treats, and he’s very adept at picking up signals from me about when they are forthcoming.  The first step to photographing your ferret is to condition him to treat-giving culture.  If you can teach your ferret to respond to stimuli, then you can use that stimuli to make him do things he doesn’t want to do…like hold still for more than one second.  That’s step one of photographing ferrets.

Of course the main reason you should train your ferret with treats is so he knows to come when you whistle.  That’s so maybe you can retrieve him when he runs away.  That’s the theory anyway.  When Pig Warrior Ferret ran away a few years ago at Halloween, she came back but it wasn’t because I was whistling.  In fact, I’d spent hours whistling for her after I realized she was gone, but she either didn’t hear it or was too confused to respond.  She came back to get her favorite toy, a snorkel, which I’d put by the side door next to some of her bedding.  But maybe the whistle worked, because when I saw her I held out a raising and whistled and lured her into the house that way.

So anyway, whistle training is good for your ferret in case he gets outside and you have to search for him.  But a whistle can also make a ferret stop and think for a moment, during which time you hopefully press the shutter button and get a ferret portrait.
Bun in this picture was busy checking Ben’s teeth for abnormalities like does every other day.  Since he is a very cuddly ferret, he kind of lay still for a moment to think about life, while being held.  So I figured,

nice time for a picture.

By the time I got my camera ready, three seconds later, he was fidgeting again.  So I took a cheerio (loves ‘em) and whistled and he froze, thinking about it.  Snap, and voila.

Sorry, that was just a reference to internet silliness with the walrus-bucket saga stuff.  What I really wanted to talk about is ferrets and buckets.  If you didn’t know this already, ferrets have strange reactions to large bowls and buckets.  By strange I mean after encountering a large plastic bowl or bucket, a ferret will do one of two things:

  1. climb in and writhe around and do an otter impersonation by rolling onto his back and looking up at you with limp little arms resting on his chest.
  2. put front feet in, if it’s small enough, and start digging furiously  like he’s trying to escape a mortal enemy by tunneling underground

But no matter what, your ferret will want to climb inside a bucket when he sees it.  My theory is that he thinks it’s a hole and he’s got to get in and see where it goes.  Bun, pictured here, loves buckets even more than the other ferrets.  You’ve seen him climb into the garbage can

In this shot, Bun has just woken up and found the bucket, newly placed in that spot.  He’s investigating and will soon heave himself up by doing a pullup using his strong little brown arms.  Then he’ll balance on the rim, lowering his front body into the “hole”, trying to anchor himself with his hind legs.  Eventually momentum will take over and he’ll fall into the bucket ungracefully, despite his plans to carefully lower himself down.

And here’s the actual problem for ferret owners.  Bun got stuck in that bucket, and I was really glad I was home to get him out when he got bored and wanted out.  What if I’d gone away for a week and left the bucket there?  It would be a Baby Jessica in the Well situation, all over again.  Horrors.

Ferret BedFerrets can’t wait to get up in the morning and see what’s new.  It’s so adorable, all that optimism right away.  You can see it in the way they scamper out of bed, hit the litter box, and run out of the bedroom all perky and excited.  Pig does her daily perimeter run, sniffing all around the edges of the apartment, even before she hits the litter box.  That’s how excited she is to see what’s new.  Hippie rushes for the “magic spot”, which is a spot on the kitchen floor where I put treats for ferrets.  Bun runs right up to me for some love and perhaps a treat why yes I’ll take one.

The real joy is when there’s a new box on the floor near the door, waiting to go out to the recycling bin.  If a ferret can get himself inside a new box, then it’s going to be a great day, in his mind.  All the better if the other two wake up at the same time and discover the box but he’s already claimed it!  Pure ecstasy!

Well maybe that explains why Hippie’s new favorite bedding is a Cheerios box.  He fought hard, defended it and won.  And let me tell you, Bun really wants those boxes too so it’s a pretty vicious scene when it comes to certain boxes.   The Cheerio box  also the perfect size for sleeping.  We cut little doors in two sides just large enough for Hippie to slip through and get inside for some serious napping.  We put an old T-shirt inside and now have the perfect ferret bed, at no cost whatsoever.  Hippie loves to sleep with his head sticking out the front door.  He also does this when sleeping under the couch.  His head pokes out in front.

Readers may or may not know that Hippie is extremely fat.  He doesn’t even have a ferret shape, really.  His lower abdomen juts out on both sides evenly, like he’s got a huge apple in there.  And it’s not for lack of exercise. He, Bun and Pig are cageless ferrets, which means they run around free in our home.  He has to cross large areas of the apartment to get to the important parts like his Cheerios box ferret bed, his water bowl, his magic spot in the kitchen, etc.  He’s just a large ferret, in spite of all the running around he does.

The funny thing is that because Hippie lacks a slim, ferret shape, he gets stuck in the Cheerios box door we cut for him.  He gets in as far as the abdomen and then has to push and push and push to get beyond that.  But he eventually makes it and then he’s inside his own personal Cheerios heaven.

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